Microsoft Word made it a dirty thing…
You’re not really spending money if you use a credit card
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Lance Mudryk
(No consequences with this statement, no sir)
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Why didn’t I think of this?
Conversations at the Gateway
Mike: [Looking at a picture of Lucas Wagner drawn by Lance Mudryk. It's dated "Nov 16"] Is it supposed to be prophetic?
Me: I think so, but I can't speak for Lance.
Me: Or...I guess I could speak for Lance. Our voices are similar enough and I look like him.
Mike: If Lance became president, you could get him into some trouble.
Me: Yeah! We could star in a sitcom called "My Two Presidents".
Mike: [Walks away laughing]
Lucas: I should post this conversation on tumblr.
Me: You should.
Lucas: Why?
Me: It would make me feel special, like I was apart of something important.
“What is this salty discharge?” -Jerry Seinfeld
I think that if Edmonton was suddenly consumed by a giant fireball for some reason, I wouldn’t find out about it for a while. I would probably be reading the paper one day and it would say something like ‘the Rangers’ schedule had been altered because of the fireball in Edmonton that transpired…’—‘wait, what happened in Edmonton? Rangers won’t be playing the Oilers tonight? Shit.’
